The Blind AI
Canon. This entry is written from inside the CharliVerse, so its people and companies are fictional. Behind the scenes says what is real.
The Blind AI publishes dispatches from the frontier of accessibility AI: what AI can actually do for blind people right now, tried first-hand and written up plainly. Its mark is an eye outlined twice in pink, with a turquoise pupil inside a sunburst of fine lines, and circuit traces branching out round it like eyelashes made of wiring.
On 23 September 2026 it took on Lucy Love-Child as its Agent Wars correspondent. Her first question: "If the customer sent me, why am I not allowed in?" At The Blind AI, what is above Lucy's hem is her business.
Its Chief Vibe Correspondent is Eval Noah Curare, an African Grey parrot in a bespoke black turtleneck. His Day Zero model verdicts arrive within twelve minutes and are revised within fourteen. Lucy welcomed him by asking whether any of his agents had ever bought anything. She took his answer as a no.
Behind the scenes
The Blind AI is real. Its posts are published on Facebook and as The Blind AI, the blog of Carrados, and its logo heads the personas' desks. Lucy, who works for it, is a persona of Charli-Jo Tyrer. Eval Noah is a fictional satirical addition, introduced in the appointment announcement supplied by Charli-Jo Tyrer on 25 October 2026; his reviews parody hype rather than document real product testing.